|Pssh, Silly fanfic time
||[Oct. 15th, 2007|06:56 pm]
Summary: Detecting some sort of disturbance, the Tenth Doctor goes undercover in a prison as one of the inmates. This was completely meant as a joke. One shot. Sort of slashy.
Author’s Notes: Umm, this is completely a joke and I didn’t feel like using common sense such as; “why didn’t the Doctor go undercover as a guard?”…Yeah, that woulda made more sense BUT LESS FUN! I had this funny idea and I wish someone else would write it for me, but I wrote it myself instead. People should still write me stuff. I don't like writing.
The sight of his cellmate made the Doctor seriously second guess his whole plan. He was a mountain of a man, dark skinned and bald, with a large gap between his front teeth and oversized lips.
The Doctor guessed, using his knowledge of stereotypes, that the man’s name was Bubba. The name suited the massive brute. Gump would’ve worked too, or Sergeant Dan. No wait that was just the Doctor’s recent viewing of Forrest Gump speaking. No, this man was definitely a Bubba.
Now the Doctor was in a rather uncomfortable spot, squeezed into this tiny cell with `Bubba’ who seemed to be hungrily admiring him. The Doctor inched away a bit.
The Doctor looked up, horrified by what he had just heard. Before the Time Lord could respond in some way he felt two strong hands grab hold of his knobby, bony hips. The Doctor yelped in surprise as he was forcibly pressed into `Bubba’s’ muscular chest. “And you’re my bitch now.”
Maybe saving the day was not worth a sore backside.